“Oh, this is gunna be gross.”
There are few things worse than accidentally getting stung by a jellyfish. And, like most weird home-remedies, people scramble for some way to relieve the pain. We assume that the first person to think, “Gee, that looks painful. Maybe I should pee on that,” was someone’s mean brother. It doesn’t always work. The salt content in the urine is what does the trick, but that salt content varies dramatically. Vinegar or baking soda work consistently, so use those instead of getting peed on.
A Smelly Way to Drop Your LDL
People seem to think that short, large bursts of uncomfortableness will lead to serious improvements. After all, no pain, no gain, right? Well, because of that, people got it in their heads that if they powered through and ate raw garlic, it would lower their cholesterol. That’s not true. There’s no science backing that. And really, you know you’re going to have to consistently eat healthy if you want to be healthy. There are no shortcuts.
Butter Makes Burns Better
When people get burned in the kitchen, they scramble for something to help with their pain. Unsurprisingly, at some point, somebody slapped butter on their burn. It seemed to help! But as it turns out, it’s not the butter that helped. The butter was just cold, and they were burned. Don’t put butter on a burn. You could get an infection and make it all worse.
Abe Takes on the Black and Yellow
Apparently, if you tie a copper penny on a bee sting and leave it overnight, it will heal. Because copper is magical. Well, that’s about all the proof there is for this tip. People think copper somehow does a lot for you, but in reality, money is gross. Tying that to an injury is only going to increase your risk of infection. And remember: if you hear stories about this working, your body heals itself. It’s not the coin.
Show Off Your Bling
People will do most anything to avoid pain. For example, back in the 70s, rumor got around that copper or magnetic bracelets will help relieve arthritis pain. These bracelets have sold like crazy since, largely due to false advertising. Studies have been conducted in the last decade that have proven that these bracelets do absolutely nothing.
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Toothpaste in the Boxing Ring
Toothpaste is squaring off against acne, and this actually works. Your acne will disappear! Along with your skin’s health because, wow, acne is toothpaste is bad for your skin. The baking soda in acne is what works, so try something with that or more traditional acne products. Leave the toothpaste for your teeth.
“Pass the Marshmallows, please.”
It’s fun to imagine where these ridiculous cure-alls originated. We like to think someone was walked in on while stuffing their mouth with marshmallows. When they were caught like a deer in headlights, they said something along the lines of, “My throat ith thore.” Then the rumor spread, marshmallows cure sore throats. There’s no evidence proving this, but stuff your face anyway.
Search the internet and you’ll find a lot of people spouting off this home-remedy that conveniently cures infection without any claims as to how. If you mix bread with milk, then spread the soggy mess on your boils, they will go away. Fun fact: they won’t. In fact, some people are even told by their doctors not to because it could make the infection worse. They claim it’s worked before, but there’s no proof whether it’s the poultice or the body doing what it does best.
We All Need a Little Onion in our Lives
Like garlic, people think that powering through onions will solve all of their problems. Immediately. This is a lie. For example, people used to think that putting diced onions in a bowl or, oh gosh, their socks would help purify their blood and the air in the room. Why? Where in the world did this unfounded claim come from?
The Millionth Home-Remedy for a Burn
This might be something you grew up with. You get burned and slap some flour on it. This was backed by science at one point, but that was a century and a half ago. That science was disproven, though, and now we know that flour does nothing but increase your risk of an infection.
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Expensive Boiled Eggs
We’re not sure how this came about, but if you stick a silver coin in a hard-boiled egg, it will cure all of your bruises and black eyes. We’re not sure who thought sticking money in their food would help their bruises, but just like we said above, coins are gross. They go to a lot of gross places with a lot of gross people. There’s absolutely no reason you should be putting this on any injuries.
Have You Taken Your Vitamin Today?
Vitamins are great, but some people treat them as an excuse to eat however they want because they’re getting all the nutrients they need. While taking some supplements can be a good thing, you still need to be striving to get the nutrients you need from your natural diet. Taking an excess amount can lead to more problems than they solve, so shoot for vitamins that give you less than your daily recommended value.
Everybody Loves Jell-O
Gelatin is believed to help with Rheumatoid Arthritis. It contains collagen, a protein your body needs. Why? Because gelatin often comes from the bones of farm-animals. It’s supposed to help with pain associated with arthritis, but, despite the studies looking positive, there’s not been any concrete, consistent proof yet.
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St. John’s Got a Cure
Depression is a serious issue, but there’s a lot to be concerned about with the standard medicines prescribed. Naturally, people have started looking into alternative methods of curing the problem. Some people have turned to the yellow flower St. John’s Wort, but the results are a bit disappointing. Dozens of studies have collectively concluded that the plant works largely as a placebo. There’s no concrete proof the flower does anything.
Are You Ready to Lose Weight?
Rumors abound that apple cider vinegar can help someone lose weight. Sadly, like most easy ways to lose weight, there’s no reliable proof that this trick will do the work. If you’re looking to lose weight, you’re going to have to do the hard work: eating healthy and exercising.
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